Andy's Wonderland of Jokes
QUOTES
"This car is constipated. It can't pass a thing!"
(back of a car) "Lets. . Nibble Nobby's Nuts!"
(from a TV commercial I saw)
FEW HAVE ENTERED MISS CARMICHAEL
(headline on the lack of support for a beauty contest in Carmichael, California)
POLICE FOUND SAFE UNDER BLANKET
(Gloucester Echo)
FOOT SUFFERERS WILL GET A HELPING HAND
(headline on a new chiropody clinic)
. . as you come over to join us, Ray Illingworth has just relieved himself at the Pavilion end.
(Brian Johnston, cricket commentary)
Toilets out of order, Please use Platforms 3-5, 16-20
(Notice at York station)
. . And now, Whoopee John Wilfahrt and the Orchestra will play.
(US radio announcer)
sorry, I will try to add more.
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