Andy's Wonderland of Humour

On top of old smokey all covered with sand,
I shot my poor teacher with a big rubber band.

I shot her with pleasure, I shot her with pride.
I just, couldn't miss her, she's forty foot wide!

I went to her funeral, I wep at her grave.
Some people through flowers, I threw a GRENADE!

-Australian Joke Book

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Here I sit, broken hearted
Tried to shit, but only farted.

-anonymous (I saw it written behind a toilet door.)

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Love is great
Love is golden
Love is made in the back of a Holden
-Robert Y

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