Andy's Wonderland of Humour

JOKES

Welcome to my jokes page. due to the lack of people visiting my kid jokes page, I decided to put them on this page. Please take a look
I realise there aren't many jokes on this page so please help.
Email me if you would like to share some.

Note: if you are looking for some DIRTY JOKES, You won't find any on this page.

1. Why do farts stink?
For the benefit of the deaf!

2. How do you win the Lotto?
Sit on the toilet and wait for the big one!

4. What did the constipated mathematican do?
He worked it out with a pencil.

5. Why was the squirrel sleeping on it's stomach?
It wanted to keep its nuts warm.

6. There was a guy who was shopping in a mall and he was busting to go to the toilet. He ran around and saw a sign, "Toilets Left," so he ran home. 7.Why do Christians say, "amen," instead of, "awomen?"
because they sing hymns not hers.

8.Why did the koala fall off the tree?
because it was dead.

Why did the second koala fall off the tree?
because the first on pushed it.

Why did the third koala fall off the tree?
because he thought suicide was in.

Why did the kangaroo drop dead?
because the three koalas fell on him.

9.What car does tarzan drive?
a Mazda Tree 2 Tree.

Why do bees hum?
They always forget the words.

Where would you weigh a whale?
At a whaleweigh station.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms and no legs?
Bob.

What did one bug say to another bug?
Stop bugging me.

How do you make a hanky dance?
put a little boogie in it.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?
He didn't have the guts to.

What do you find up a clean nose?
Fingerprints.

What did the Nepalese farmer say when his rooster laided an egg?
Himalayer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.

This page was made by Andrew Chan.
If you would like to add a joke onto this page or comment, please e-mail me.